Chinese Divorce

My friend Prasad sent me this real nice joke.

Newly wed Chinese guy files divorce in court against philippino wife.
Judge: Whats the reason?
Chinese guy: Me no come
She no come
Baby come
How come?

Sleeping Alone

Hollywood's popular actress Shakeela Schnider was found dead last night. All the celebrities from Hollywood gathered to attend her last ceremonies. Some of her co-actors, including Mathews Varghese, Roger Kutty, Tom Pillai wanted to commemorate this ceremony by erecting a stone epitaph on her tomb. The epitaph reads, "At last she sleeps alone"

Not her fault

A husband went on a business trip to San Jose and was expected to return after two weeks. Realizing this, the guy's wife called over her boy friend for some action. The husband returned pretty early from the trip because of some cancelled meetings and was utterly surprised to see his wife in bed with someone else. He couldn't take this and started yelling at his wife. Hearing the loud yells, the girl's mom came upto the husband and asked him, "What happened?". The guy explained whatever happened and the mother-in-law tried to console him, "Something must have gone wrong. My daughter is a girl with a very good upbringing and she would not do this". Hearing this the guy said, "I sent her an email that I am coming back tonight". The wife immediately replies, "Sorry, but I didnot get your email". The mother in law adds, "See! didn't I tell you that something was wrong".

Sardar, Barah Baj Gaye

Hello friends,
Yup...another blog to show case my comic talents and to begin with, it would be dire injustice to the turban community if I do not start this blog with a joke in their respect. So all of you, please keep silence for a couple of minutes and pay homage to our so called intelligent sardars, by listening to this joke. And after that it's upto you guys, you can laugh or you can cry.

A sardar attended attended an interview for a private investigator position. Two other people from Israel and Italy also attended the interview. The Israeli was called in first, and on being asked, "Who killed Jesus christ?", he answered, "The Jews". The selection panel were dumb struck and asked the candidate to leave, and that they would intimate him, if selected.

The Italian was the second one to go, and on being asked the same question he answered, "The romans". The interviewing panel asked him to leave, and that they would intimate him, if selected.

Our sardar was the last one to go in, and on being asked the same question, he kept thinking and thinking and thinking. The panel asked him to take his own time, think about the answer and get back to them. The Sardar left the room and kept thinking about it on his way home.

On reaching home, he rang the door bell and his wife opened the door. The wife asked, "How did the interview go?". The Sardar replied, "It went really great, dear. I got hired for the job and I am already investigating a murder case." (borrowed from Khushwant Singh's joke book)